Mo’s Empty Thoughts
28 Sep at 10:03 pm
You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
28 Sep at 11:59 am
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”.
25 Sep at 2:00 pm
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
17 Sep at 4:21 pm
If the music’s too loud you’re too old.
15 Sep at 10:00 pm
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
14 Sep at 9:01 am
I’ve learnt that saying “Oh, this old thing?” isn’t an appropriate way to introduce an elderly relative.
12 Sep at 6:59 pm
I am so old I can tell the same joke on facebook every day. Some of my friends are so old, they will think it is a new joke every day.
12 Sep at 4:59 pm
Don’t mess with old people, life imprisonment is not that much of a deterrent anymore.
22 Aug at 3:00 pm
What’s the difference between people and tin foil? Tin foil doesn’t wrinkle as it oldens.
17 Aug at 6:58 am
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.