oneliners8 Mar at 10:59 pmHow can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
oneliners1 Mar at 7:00 amWhy do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
oneliners23 Feb at 3:00 pmWhen is a retiree’s bedtime? Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
oneliners13 Feb at 9:58 amBack in my day, we didn’t watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.
oneliners31 Jan at 2:58 pmI saw 2 men mugging an old lady and I asked myself if I should help but decided that 3 would be overkill.
