Mo’s Empty Thoughts
9 Mar at 1:01 pm
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
8 Mar at 10:59 pm
How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
1 Mar at 7:00 am
Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
26 Feb at 2:59 am
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
23 Feb at 3:00 pm
When is a retiree’s bedtime? Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
19 Feb at 9:58 pm
Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
14 Feb at 3:58 pm
I love coffee. It’s Redbull for old people.
13 Feb at 9:58 am
Back in my day, we didn’t watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.
6 Feb at 10:00 am
Children are the leading cause of old age.
31 Jan at 2:58 pm
I saw 2 men mugging an old lady and I asked myself if I should help but decided that 3 would be overkill.