onelinersYesterday at 5:58 pmI saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a good dog.
oneliners2 Feb at 5:59 amA tree house is the biggest insult to a tree. “Here, I killed your friend. Hold him.”
oneliners2 Feb at 4:00 amWhat do pregnant teenagers and their babies have in common? They both think,”My moms gonna kill me”.
oneliners31 Jan at 2:58 pmI saw 2 men mugging an old lady and I asked myself if I should help but decided that 3 would be overkill.
oneliners30 Jan at 9:59 pmWhat’s the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
