oneliners3 Feb at 5:58 pmDid you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
oneliners3 Feb at 1:00 amTeacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?” Student: “My father’s check book!”
oneliners1 Feb at 9:00 amI swear to drunk I’m not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.
oneliners26 Jan at 5:59 amEvery morning before school mom would give me 8 quarters for lunch… and every evening I’d sit on the toilet trying to pass them.
oneliners24 Jan at 11:59 pmWhen I was at school, fifty two percent of the class were good at maths. I was one of the other thirty eight percent.
oneliners20 Jan at 5:00 amMy daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
oneliners16 Jan at 11:59 amYou: “Hey! What’s your stomach fuel level on?” Student: “E! I’m starvin’!”
