oneliners25 Sep at 10:59 amDear alma mater, please don’t send wealth management workshop invites to those of us who majored in creative writing.
oneliners23 Sep at 3:05 pmA huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
oneliners21 Sep at 10:01 pmWhy did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
oneliners21 Sep at 8:01 pmWhy did Michael’s grades drop after the holidays? Because everything was marked down!
