Mo’s Empty Thoughts
3 hours ago
We moved our treadmill outside so I can smoke.
23 Sep at 8:01 pm
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
22 Sep at 7:01 pm
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
20 Sep at 7:58 am
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.
18 Sep at 11:00 pm
Why is a tennis game a noisy game? Because each player raises a racket.
18 Sep at 3:00 pm
Do people who bring bikes on the subway realize what bikes do?
14 Sep at 2:58 am
If you win three games of Twister in a row you’re automatically a yoga instructor.
13 Sep at 2:59 pm
Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of being kicked around.
13 Sep at 11:59 am
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
13 Sep at 12:00 am
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.