oneliners2 hours agoHow many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb? “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
oneliners2 Feb at 4:59 pmNever hypothetically ask yourself if the person in front of you can go any slower, because the answer is yes.
oneliners26 Jan at 9:58 pmWhy do soccer players do so well in math? They know how to use their heads!
