Mo’s Empty Thoughts
13 Mar at 9:00 am
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
11 Mar at 4:59 pm
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
11 Mar at 12:58 pm
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
11 Mar at 1:58 am
I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
9 Mar at 6:00 pm
I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.
5 Mar at 5:58 am
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
4 Mar at 12:00 pm
I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
4 Mar at 7:58 am
Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
2 Mar at 12:00 pm
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff… and I want it (:
2 Mar at 5:58 am
You look like a person that would exchange one of your chromosomes for a Big Mac.