oneliners11 Mar at 4:59 pmWomen sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
oneliners11 Mar at 1:58 amI’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
oneliners4 Mar at 12:00 pmI’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
oneliners2 Mar at 12:00 pmI saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff… and I want it (:
oneliners2 Mar at 5:58 amYou look like a person that would exchange one of your chromosomes for a Big Mac.
