Mo’s Empty Thoughts
21 Nov at 8:59 am
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
12 Nov at 3:58 pm
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
5 Nov at 10:59 am
I would count my blessings on Thanksgiving, but my relatives outnumber them.
28 Oct at 5:00 am
Help! This is my first time cooking for Thanksgiving. The turkey’s been in the oven for two hours, and it’s still running around!
8 Oct at 6:58 am
Celebrate Thanksgiving the American way: spend money you don’t have on Chinese products.
20 Sep at 2:01 am
What do you call a turkey that’s got no feathers? Thanksgiving dinner.
9 Sep at 4:00 pm
What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids? If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!
9 Sep at 12:58 pm
Why did the turkey play drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!
27 Aug at 11:00 am
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
31 Jul at 11:01 am
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.