Mo’s Empty Thoughts
21 Sep at 8:59 am
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.
21 Sep at 6:03 am
Don’t drink and drive because you might spill the drink.
14 Sep at 10:58 am
I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like 0%.
14 Sep at 7:58 am
Where do cows go on their summer vacation? Moo York.
13 Sep at 4:58 am
Surprised they wouldn’t accept my Oyster card in the local Shell station.
11 Sep at 6:59 pm
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!
11 Sep at 3:02 pm
I went geese hunting the other day but once they started flying I knew the game was up.
4 Sep at 5:00 pm
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
1 Sep at 1:01 am
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
31 Aug at 12:59 am
What’s the difference between men and women going to the same holiday destination? Women go to phuket men go to fuket.