onelinersToday at 5:03 amStaring at an eclipse without glasses is much less painful than looking at your face.
oneliners15 Sep at 4:00 pmDarling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?
oneliners9 Sep at 2:00 amWhat do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a hoot!
oneliners5 Sep at 5:03 amI’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
oneliners29 Aug at 12:03 pmWhat costume are you wearing for Halloween? Oh yeah, I forgot u don’t need one ur ugly as hell.
