oneliners25 Jan at 9:58 pmYou so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
oneliners18 Jan at 4:59 pmShe’s so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
oneliners15 Jan at 11:58 pmYou are so ugly if they laid you on the beach, not even the tide would take you.
oneliners4 Jan at 10:58 amIn our youth we were so pretention in our vision of lustful attractiveness, but with advancing age we can now appreciate one’s beauty within, thank goodness, because now we are rightfully mirror shy.
