oneliners4 Feb at 5:00 amWhy did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
oneliners1 Feb at 1:58 amThe best part of being married on Valentine’s Day is having all your expectations fulfilled. Because you have no expectations.
oneliners29 Jan at 6:58 amWhy should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love.
oneliners19 Jan at 9:59 amWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!
oneliners14 Jan at 1:58 pmWhat is the true purpose of Valentine’s Day? To remind single people they are single.
oneliners6 Jan at 5:00 pmValentines Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
oneliners6 Jan at 2:58 pmWhy did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
oneliners16 Dec 2022I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.
