wedding

oneliners

24 Sep at 4:05 pm

Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

oneliners

23 Aug at 5:00 pm

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

oneliners

10 Aug at 6:04 pm

What do cannibals do at a wedding? Toast the bride and groom.

oneliners

8 Aug at 8:58 pm

People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.

oneliners

18 Jul at 5:58 pm

When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging.