oneliners28 Dec 2022Why did the man wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger? Because he was married to the wrong woman.
oneliners31 Oct 2022Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don’t want them to be about me.
oneliners16 Oct 2022Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less.
oneliners13 Oct 2022So apparently RSVP’ing back to a wedding invite ‘maybe next time’ isn’t the correct response.
oneliners8 Aug 2022People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.
