onelinersToday at 1:00 amAn angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women…
oneliners19 Sep at 3:01 amHow can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with “a man once told me”.
oneliners18 Sep at 6:58 pmWhen a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned. Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
oneliners18 Sep at 3:01 amMy wife said wanted something shiny that went from 0-150 in under 2 seconds. I gave her a scale.
