onelinersYesterday at 11:00 amQ: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian’s breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley.
onelinersYesterday at 1:00 amOptimist: It’s only 7 o’ clock. Pessimist: It’s already 7 o’ clock. Feminist: The clock is being raped.
oneliners4 Feb at 7:59 amA woman says to the dentist “I don’t know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby.” The dentist says “Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!”
oneliners3 Feb at 9:00 pmQ: Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating? A: Women can see right through them!
oneliners3 Feb at 3:59 amAny married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
oneliners2 Feb at 10:00 pmHow do men define a “50/50” relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
oneliners1 Feb at 12:00 pmMy wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
oneliners31 Jan at 6:59 pmSon, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.