oneliners3 hours agoHeard about the pilot who decided to cook whilst flying? It was a recipe for disaster.
oneliners2 Feb at 9:58 amThere is no I in Team, but there’s always one big A… if you know what I mean.
oneliners1 Feb at 3:59 amI hate that feeling after surgery when you’re not sure if you’re awake or asleep or if you operated on the right patient.
oneliners28 Jan at 5:00 amAnyone who wanted to sell fish had to get permission from grandpa. He was known as the cod father.
oneliners26 Jan at 8:59 pmI asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
